Tuesday~August 11, 2009
The insides of my cheeks are really fat. I can hardly rest my top teeth on my bottom teeth because I end up biting my fat cheeks. It’s annoying. Just last night I bit my cheek while I was sleeping and it woke me up.
Apparently I feel that this is exceptionally interesting blog fodder.
While I’m at it…
I only grow hair in one armpit. I’ve never grown hair in the left. No idea why. Sometimes I wonder if it’s growing and growing and growing under the surface. (Yes, I’ve asked the doctor. Something about no hair follicles in that part of my body.) It does save shaving time, which is how I see the silver lining around being this weird.
I broke the middle toe on my right foot once, right after I saw that Charlie’s Angels movie with Cameron Diaz in it. I was trying to do a high kick and smashed my toe into someone’s hand. I can’t believe that was nine years ago.
I say word ‘em up in casual conversation far too often. It’s my way of agreeing.
I don’t feel like I’m 34 most of the time. More like 23.
Except I did feel 34 while at the library this morning. I took my scattered self and my two small people on an adventure, looking for your book recommendations. Except I had no real plan, no rhyme or reason to my search. I had my list with many book titles, a number of them with no author. So I would run back and forth to a computer, doing searches and making notes to myself that made no sense. Then I would crawl around and scan every shelf up and down in no particular order. All the while, Miles and Asher took turns yelling Mommy! for various reasons. It was tiring, but also totally worth it…
I’m only part-way through the list, but this was all I could carry. Wouldn’t it be nice of me to compile a list in alphabetical order for you? Maybe I’ll do that. I’m not making any promises though, even though I do promise to try. Then you could bring the list to the library with all of these great suggestions without being quite as frazzled as I was.
If you missed the chance to tell me what your favorite children’s book is, and therefore be entered in a giveaway for one of TWO Billy Jonas albums (THEY ROCK. WORD ‘EM UP), you can click HERE for my last scattered post and your chance to win. I’d love even more book suggestions to take on another library adventure. Frazzled or not, we love us the library and it’s books.
P.S. I’m not that weird. It doesn’t mean you’re normal just because you have skinny cheeks and grow hair in both your armpits. Don’t forget about that weird thing about you. You know the one…