Just another ordinary day

February 9, 2009

Posted on Monday~February 9, 2009

Our dog’s name is Tia Maria. I don’t bring her up very often here on the blog. That’s mostly because I’m too busy rambling on about other things.
Tia is Ryan’s best friend. And she’s weird. In a lovely kind of gentle and easy-going way.
But still weird…
Tia has spent HOURS pushing her big red ball around the yard, combining her slobber with dirt to make mud. And then she wants to come in the house. Maybe that’s the real reason I don’t feel like talking about her much.

Anyway, the ball is a strong plastic. It had a little hole in it that Tia has always stuck her teeth in to grab a hold of it. The hole in the ball has slowly gotten bigger over time.

Now it’s just the right size for this to happen:

Yes, our dog’s face was stuck inside her ball.

I can’t make this stuff up.

Ryan took a saw to the ball, cutting it in half.
Then he took a tin snip and cut slowly and carefully toward Tia’s mouth.
And then she was free!

(Don’t worry, the dog was not traumatized, she thought the whole thing was a game.)
(Because she’s weird.)

Goodbye, ball! We won’t miss you.

But Tia will.

I guess she’ll just have to go back to the bowling ball…

{ 43 comments }

Sabrina February 9, 2009 at 2:56 pm

Heather didn’t make this up! I was on the phone with her when she said, Hold On…

RYAN, THE DOG’S BALL IS STUCK ON HER FACE AGAIN!

I wasn’t expecting to hear that! Gotta love that family! :)

Kim February 9, 2009 at 3:11 pm

Stinkin’ hilarious! I love when our dog gets his head stuck inside something. My favorite is a Doritos bag. He shook it off before I could snap a pic though!

Heidi Ashworth February 9, 2009 at 3:31 pm

Dogs are amazingly like humans. Love that this funny story has visual aids!

Angie February 9, 2009 at 3:46 pm

Okay, THAT is hilarious.

The sight of all that mud is just one more thing that convinces me I don’t want a dog. Ash reeeeaaaaallllly wants one. Who do you think will get their way?

mrs boo radley February 9, 2009 at 3:51 pm

LOL! I have friends that sell jewelry…I think it’s called Lia Sophia or Tia Maria jewelry or something. Your pup could be the mascot, since she is oh so very dainty and delicate.

He he.

LexiconLuvr February 9, 2009 at 3:52 pm

Thank heavens Tia wasn’t hurt. (Gotta love a dog’s perspective. They’re wonderful people.) The pictures are awesome!

Our dog is a blonde in every way. He’s a golden retriever and as blonde in brains as they get but a more loyal, loving friend I’ve yet to find. He does wonders with our kids too.

happygeek February 9, 2009 at 3:55 pm

This is why we do not have a dog.
I already have three men who get stuck in things. Who needs a 4th?

Kristina P. February 9, 2009 at 3:57 pm

That is too funny!

And I’m sorry that you woke Asher up while reading my blog. But I am happy he wants a Snuggie and a ShamWow now.

Muthering Heights February 9, 2009 at 4:04 pm

I’m sure it wasn’t funny to poor Tia…but I HAD to laugh!!

The Mom Jen February 9, 2009 at 4:16 pm

OMG that’s crazy!

Debbie February 9, 2009 at 4:24 pm

I really need to get a dog. I could feel smart all day:)

Erin February 9, 2009 at 4:25 pm

What a crazy story! And I love the picture of his tongue licking a bowling ball…so funny!

Steph @ Diapers and Divinity February 9, 2009 at 4:28 pm

I always thought you must be a patient person, but now I know you are a goddess of patience! I’m holding out on the dog thing for as long as I can ….

Gabe's Girl February 9, 2009 at 4:30 pm

I like weird dog stories! My dog plays with his toys until they are unrecognizable. We have to find them, toss them while he is not looking, and replace them. If he mourns, we never notice, cause he gets busy right away disfiguring his latest victim!

LisAway February 9, 2009 at 4:57 pm

How humorous is THAT! (See Lisa NOT use LOL)

Nothin’ like a good old bowling ball for lickin’! Mmmm.

Becky February 9, 2009 at 5:05 pm

I’d leave a coherent comment but I’m laughing too hard.

kel February 9, 2009 at 5:07 pm

Oh my gosh.. you are not going to believe this! But that happened to my boxer a few years ago (he has since passed, but not due to the ball) He had a blue one and played with it constantly.. and finally punctured it and got stuck. My neighbor had to break out the hack saw and cut it in half! so funny! I swear I thought we were the only ones!

Kelline February 9, 2009 at 5:42 pm

That’s too funny and cute!

Lara February 9, 2009 at 5:52 pm

I was going to feel sorry for the dog, but if she was weird enough to think it was all fun and games, even when a saw was involved, I’ll just echo everyone else and thank you for the great laugh today. ;)

Kazzy February 9, 2009 at 5:54 pm

Cute dog. Funny problem. But I must admit, the shiny bowling ball almost gagged me. LOL

Annette Lyon February 9, 2009 at 6:06 pm

Yet again–glad I have no dog.

Lee of MWOB February 9, 2009 at 6:32 pm

Ha ha ha!! That is actually quite cute! I have a dog that that would happen to. I get you with the whole rolling a dirty ball in the house – we have two beasts who bring all kinds of yummy disgusting things into the house…

Gotta love ’em, right??

:-)

Happy Monday!

Lisa @ Crazy Adventures in Parenting February 9, 2009 at 7:19 pm

haha, sweet. Definitely can’t make this up ;)

CC February 9, 2009 at 7:39 pm

Bwhahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Dogs = funny. ;)

Jen February 9, 2009 at 8:24 pm

that is funny, creepy and gross all at the same time. I love it.

Courtney from mommie blogs February 9, 2009 at 9:25 pm

aren’t dogs silly… loving, a lot of work, and so silly!

RosyRose February 9, 2009 at 9:52 pm

Thank God I don’t have the only weird dog in the country!!!
I’m not gonna lie she looks pretty goofy:)!!!

Sheryl February 9, 2009 at 10:27 pm

ok, that’s hilarious!!

Melanie J February 9, 2009 at 11:17 pm

Ha, ha! That’s so funny! Coolest dog ever.

minnesotamom February 9, 2009 at 11:18 pm

Not many posts get an LOL from me, but this one does: LOL!

Kareer Woman February 9, 2009 at 11:25 pm

Hahahahah, I SO love this!!! The pics are priceless.

Kate Coveny Hood February 9, 2009 at 11:31 pm

Great pictures! Only dogs…

The Thompson's February 9, 2009 at 11:48 pm

That is too funny, so glad that she wasnt hurt or anything.

Cynthia February 10, 2009 at 1:18 am

Oh dear! That is so funny. I know I shouldn’t laugh but I can’t help it. The poor little critter!

Wendi @ Every Day Miracles February 10, 2009 at 8:00 am

You most certinly could not make this stuff up! Perfect blog material…

Jules from "The Roost" February 10, 2009 at 8:07 am

Poor TIA! Sorry for laughing at you TIA!!!

3 Bay B Chicks February 10, 2009 at 9:22 am

Seriously, Heather, you need to do a follow-up post to this. I saw Sabrina’s comment. After you yelled at Ryan about the dog, did you tell Sabrina that you would call her back because you had to run to get the camera?

A serious blogger is always thinking about her next post.

-Francesca

PS: This post must surely have been inspired by the power of the pony. Am I right?

radioactive girl February 10, 2009 at 12:32 pm

That is very very funny…now that I know she is all right anyway.

Kristen February 10, 2009 at 4:04 pm

So funny, but I’m also a wee bit creeped out.

Motherboard February 10, 2009 at 11:58 pm

I love that you actually took a picture of the dogs face stuck to the ball.

You are a true blogger!

charrette February 11, 2009 at 2:29 am

This is awesome. What would I give to see the video version!

Remind me to tell you about our evil dog that we had to give away (Don’t worry, we’re still dog lovers! We have a new sheltie) and the amazing human trick he learned. On second thought, that sounds like a post waiting to happen…Once again, you’ve inspired me!

Peanut February 11, 2009 at 3:39 am

That is too funny. Reminds me of the time when my brother’s wife called him up in a panic because their son had got his potty stuck around his neck (don’t ask me how!). 2 hours, lots of jelly beans, and some careful sawing later, he was free… but hasn’t been too keen on the potty ever since!

MoziEsmé February 12, 2009 at 12:16 am

Poor puppy! Glad she wasn’t traumatized by it!

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